quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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