On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He has the fingertips of a God
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