quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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