he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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