grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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