You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
