But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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