god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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