But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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