I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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