absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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