Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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