You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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