Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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