what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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