Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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