a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
