Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Fuck appropriateness.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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