she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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