ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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