I'm jealous of your bromance
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
How's work?
Spinning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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