does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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