i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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