I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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