love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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