just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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