I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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