its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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