whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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