you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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