I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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