I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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