I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
