I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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