How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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