Nicole vs. Life
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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