is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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