But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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