I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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