We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You made out with two different species that night
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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