Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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