He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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