please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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