I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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