and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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