i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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