I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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