Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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