If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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