How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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