I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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