Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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